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So there’s an ice cream truck driving around, the music is fur elise and it’s been slowed down and it’s really creepy DD:

#pool blogging

I came prepared

#pool blogging

OH MY GOD, YOU DO NOT PRETEND TO DROWN IN A POOL. BECAUSE YOU LOOK LEGIT WHEN YOU’RE DOING IT. THAT IS JUST SOMETHING YOU DON’T DO

#pool blogging #if you're reading this it isn't about you #unless you are and it is then COME OVER HERE WE NEED TO TALK

My favorite family is here :DDD

#pool blogging #yes I have favorite families

No thanks, I’m good.

#nonnies #pool blogging #I don't multiship Kurt/Blaine #even in fanon

Some family just walked into the pool, the dad said “it’s too hot,” and they left.

I feel ya, man.

#pool blogging

Omg this girl at the pool is reading young avengers, and I WANT TO GEEK OUT WITH HER.

#pool blogging

#chris c #jane l #pool blogging

It needs to be 8, I wanna go home and play the sims and buy a horse.

#look at me being mature and a good employee #but omg everything is so much more exciting than this job #being mature #pool blogging

This little girl just screamed and I think I’m deaf now

#pool blogging

I told a kid you weren’t allowed to dive in the pool, and he responded with, “And where does it say that, huh?”

… Literally every three feet around the pool.

#pool blogging

Sometimes kids like to pretend they are drowning, and they do it so realistically that I want to throw potatoes at them.

#pool blogging

Since it’s so cold out, I wandered into the club house with my blanket and am watching the pool through the window.

Technically I’m still doing my job…

#pool blogging

The last half hour of work always seems to drag on and oooooon

#pool blogging

Some lady just told me that I shouldn’t take bathroom breaks while on the job.

Excuse you, lady.

#pool blogging