So there’s an ice cream truck driving around, the music is fur elise and it’s been slowed down and it’s really creepy DD:
I came prepared
OH MY GOD, YOU DO NOT PRETEND TO DROWN IN A POOL. BECAUSE YOU LOOK LEGIT WHEN YOU’RE DOING IT. THAT IS JUST SOMETHING YOU DON’T DO
My favorite family is here :DDD
No thanks, I’m good.
Some family just walked into the pool, the dad said “it’s too hot,” and they left.
I feel ya, man.
Omg this girl at the pool is reading young avengers, and I WANT TO GEEK OUT WITH HER.
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It needs to be 8, I wanna go home and play the sims and buy a horse.
This little girl just screamed and I think I’m deaf now
I told a kid you weren’t allowed to dive in the pool, and he responded with, “And where does it say that, huh?”
… Literally every three feet around the pool.
Sometimes kids like to pretend they are drowning, and they do it so realistically that I want to throw potatoes at them.
Since it’s so cold out, I wandered into the club house with my blanket and am watching the pool through the window.
Technically I’m still doing my job…
The last half hour of work always seems to drag on and oooooon
Some lady just told me that I shouldn’t take bathroom breaks while on the job.
Excuse you, lady.